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Post by Jens Dietrich on Sept 24, 2009 18:37:17 GMT -8
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Post by General Silliness on Oct 4, 2009 15:49:43 GMT -8
*hits user with chicken on head*
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Oct 10, 2009 10:58:29 GMT -8
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Post by Jangles on Oct 22, 2009 19:08:57 GMT -8
Sperry shoes smell funny when you wear them without socks.
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Post by Hook on Oct 23, 2009 19:40:25 GMT -8
I want to be on Latin American Idol. Not to sing, god no. I want to go dressed as Indiana Jones. I want a meeting with the judges on live TV: Judges: "So, what are you going to sing for us?" Me: "I've come for the Latin American Idol. Show me the way to the Latin American Idol." J: "Oh, is this an act? And this is how it begins?" M: "Hand it over!" J: "Hand... what?" M: "It belongs in a museum!" J: "Look, if you're not going to sing..." M: "Short Round!" J: "Security, please take this man with you." At this point a security tough guy approaches me. I land a blow on his tummy with my right, another one on his chin with my left, and a final one on his cheek bone. Of course, he collapses, and I look up to the audience. M: "No ticket!" They drag me away for interrogation in a dimly lit room and ask me what I was up to. M: "I'm selling these fine leather jackets." Oh yeah. Sperry shoes smell funny when you wear them without socks. You smell with your feet?
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Post by Hook on Oct 26, 2009 4:35:08 GMT -8
www.cmagics.com/beta/piano/Try this one out: passdapo ppaspohhd ppaspsdapo ppaspodddfd sdfsdddfdo paspdfd opspffd opspdds opspsdapoods opspffd opsphasap opspsdapoods
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Post by Hook on Nov 7, 2009 18:51:38 GMT -8
Mediums are all phonies. I know because they never speak in dead languages.
If I ever encounter ghosts, I will throw dead bodies at them so I can fight'em.
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Post by Hook on Nov 9, 2009 17:18:43 GMT -8
Some time in the next two months (I hope) I'm going to have surgery. Again. Either my first doc didn't do a good job on my airways or my bone structure is very persistent.
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Post by Hook on Dec 12, 2009 19:48:05 GMT -8
I had a dream where I was walking in the midst of this half-Avatar, half-Blade Runner society and the music playing all over was the recently released track of Zimmer's Sherlock Holmes. I liked the music in my sleep, as well.
Also, I had another dream. I was starting high school, and to get to my class I had to use the elevator. My classroom was on the 5th floor, but there were only 3 buttons in my elevator's control panel. Buttons were designated PS (for the first floor), 2, and 3. There was another button, h, and a combination of the first three and h got you to floor 5. But a lot of rooms in each floor were color-coded, and I think blue indicated a classroom. I tried using the stairs, but when I got to the 5th floor, it turns out it was the first floor, which looked like a combination of a pharmacy, a hospital's main entrance, and a bank. The whole thing then devolved in this weird TF2 match.
So, yeah.
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Post by Jon Broxton on Dec 24, 2009 16:52:03 GMT -8
Mmmm Seagulls.
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Post by Hook on Dec 28, 2009 17:12:40 GMT -8
I did this like two years ago when, really friggin' bored, my mind drifted into thinking of inappropriate videogame-movie tie-ins. I also had a quicktime event gameplay demo of Chigurh fighting the deputy on the works, but I never got the feel of it right.
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Post by cheno on Dec 28, 2009 18:16:07 GMT -8
I had a grilled cheese sandwich with garlic today.
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Post by Jangles on Dec 29, 2009 17:54:04 GMT -8
Nom nom nom nom
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Post by Hook on Dec 30, 2009 16:46:17 GMT -8
Speaking of which, I need your feedback on this one, guys. As with the "No Country for Old Men" videogame tie-in, this is an oldie: I know the head is too big (somehow, but seeing the original it's hard for me to tell), but I think other issues are not being addressed. Is the position okay to you? The lighting? How can I go about darkening his lighter features to fit the picture's overall "meh" composition? Is it better to change (more) the original guy's hands and "cheat"?
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Post by Jangles on Dec 30, 2009 17:22:23 GMT -8
I think you should switch the first and the last frame of this (http://www.yodawgyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2268/lololol%20yodawgyo.jpg) and substitute your pic into the middle
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