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Post by Chris Tilton on Dec 11, 2007 13:04:41 GMT -8
I figured this forum needed one of these. Anyways, I'll start it off...
Would you rather have limitless power, like a god, to make whatever your mind desires become a reality, but have the brain of a dog; or would you rather have the mind of a human and be a gazelle, with a laser gun on its head, which can also drive with the assistance of a monkey who can shift gears on command?
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Post by indy2003 on Dec 11, 2007 13:11:54 GMT -8
The human brain/gazelle/laser gun/slave monkey deal sounds okay, I guess. Yeah, why not.
Back at ya later
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Post by Jon Broxton on Dec 11, 2007 13:15:46 GMT -8
I'd rather have limitless power, like a god, to make whatever my mind desires become a reality - because the first thing I would desire is a human brain. Otherwise, I'd just continually be wanting bonios and for people to throw balls and sticks.
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Post by Chris Tilton on Dec 11, 2007 13:23:02 GMT -8
Jon, if you had a brain of a dog, you wouldn't know what a human brain was.
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Post by indy2003 on Dec 11, 2007 13:25:11 GMT -8
On the bright side, you could have all the beef-flavored milkbones you want... woof!
Back at ya later
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Dec 11, 2007 13:33:27 GMT -8
This is a conundrum, definitely. Option one would utterly satisfy my id, with a constant supply of dog food and bitches, while option two would make me some sort of crime-fighting, laser-powered super animal spy, with all the grace, speed and beauty of a gazelle. Maybe I could even find some beautiful zoo worker to satisfy my desires, as I would of course still be attracted to human females...
Then again, neither option would give me the opposable thumbs necessary for the playing of video games...
Oh, what the hell, I choose the dog!
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Post by Hook on Dec 11, 2007 16:46:20 GMT -8
I've always preferred canine life over human pursuits, so it's the dog. Definitely the dog.
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Post by Carlton the Barbarian on Dec 11, 2007 18:33:37 GMT -8
Would rather be the dog... Who knows what thoughts lie inside the brain of a dog? As long as I don't eat myself to death, I'll be alright, assuming the monkey doesn't run me over.
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Post by Armin on Dec 12, 2007 4:23:08 GMT -8
Yeah, I'd choose the dog as well. It doesn't really matter what one wants as long as it is possible to get it.
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Post by MikeP on Dec 12, 2007 8:26:59 GMT -8
I would definitely choose the option that allows me to be a whale that excels in the trampoline high jump, equipped with a bionic arm (right arm, natch) that can be used to win arm wrestling contests so I can earn extra $$$. I'm not sure what intelligence has to do with this
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Post by indy2003 on Dec 12, 2007 8:34:18 GMT -8
I couldn't possibly be the dog, on the outside chance that dog brains can't comprehend the beauty of film music and cinema... though as Carlton said, who knows? Plus, the whole gazelle thing just sounds cooler and cooler the more I think about it.
Back at ya later
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Post by Jangles on Dec 12, 2007 11:36:54 GMT -8
Doesn't a dog (assuming he is owned by a yuppy family) already have that power? As far as the dog can tell from his dog brain, he has limitless power to get anything, right? Either that or the dog owner is a fucking jerk.
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Post by Yavar Moradi on Dec 12, 2007 12:49:23 GMT -8
I'm goin' with super-gazelle.
Yavar
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Post by Southall on Dec 12, 2007 13:36:11 GMT -8
Otherwise, I'd just continually be wanting bonios and for people to throw balls and sticks. Hmm. My life, in a nutshell.
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Post by Chris Tilton on Dec 13, 2007 2:54:38 GMT -8
Coffee: Sugar? Cream? Black?
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