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Post by Hook on Jul 4, 2009 16:19:02 GMT -8
If I were a movie studio, I would have a get-together with other movie studios and plan on opening our own torrent site. Instead of the hackery they have come up so far, this would be a legitimate illegitimate torrent site. I'd run it for a few years jam packed with quality torrents and then let the cat out of the bag and sue everyone who ever used my site. Hahaha! I'm so devilishly clever.
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Post by Jockolantern on Jul 4, 2009 20:09:07 GMT -8
How come you don't care about it? Because soccer is boring as hell. I love golf, though; absolutely fascinated by the strategy of it. But soccer? *yawn*
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Post by Brendan Anderson on Jul 6, 2009 10:04:38 GMT -8
The real reason Christian Kühn turned out the way he did:
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Post by Christian K on Jul 7, 2009 8:46:34 GMT -8
The real reason Christian Kühn turned out the way he did: Damn, you found my worst secret, Brendan! On second thought: WHAT THE HELL?! ;D
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Post by Jon Broxton on Jul 7, 2009 11:54:05 GMT -8
There are many, many, many, MANY reasons I could go into, in great detail, about why American soccer is the way it is, but I'm pretty certain everyone would just dismiss it with the same tired criticicms as "it's boring" and "it's a girly man sport".
You guys just don't get it.
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Post by Hook on Jul 28, 2009 15:36:20 GMT -8
Fact: People who find Sacha Baron Cohen's humor is subtle, social commentary have had their heads filled with stupid.
Fact: Sacha Baron Cohen's work is buckets-full of unfunny.
Fact: Sacha Baron Cohen's name is a pain in the ass to write.
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Post by Chris Tilton on Jul 28, 2009 17:48:34 GMT -8
Tubal Cane
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Post by Christian K on Jul 31, 2009 20:55:05 GMT -8
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Post by cheno on Jul 31, 2009 22:04:10 GMT -8
They picked the wrong books to mess with.
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Post by Hook on Aug 2, 2009 17:32:52 GMT -8
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Post by muckle dabuckle on Aug 27, 2009 20:44:55 GMT -8
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Post by Hook on Sept 16, 2009 8:31:46 GMT -8
Quiz time: Which current, sitting president said the following? Fries
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Post by Hook on Sept 19, 2009 23:15:08 GMT -8
These are part of my stand-up act:
I'd hate to be a polygamist on a double date, dinner and a movie. That would be crowded and expensive.
I collect paper money. I gave a guy a $20 bill, he hands me a 5, and then another five. "No, thanks. I already have that one. I do not need another one. Do you have a $2 bill, by any chance?". Do not go to an ATM, they only give out repeats.
I'd love to be a scuba diver, but I can't work under pressure. That's what's holding me back.
I have photographic memory. Show me a picture, then show it to me some time later, and I'll recognize it. "I've seen that already". Oh, yeah.
In the past, captains at sea should have worn scarves. That way, they'd always know where the wind's blowing. That would save time.
Travelling together once were a Russian, an American & the saviour of our nation - Sardarji!!! Each of them wanted to prove that their country was the greatest. Said the Russian, " We have a rocket that could touch the sky." "We dont believe it ",said the others. "Ok! Ok! but just 2cms. below the sky" Not to be out done the American said, " We have a submarine that can touch the ocean-bed of the deepest part on this planet." "We don't believe it ",said the others. "Ok! Ok! but just 2cms. above the ocean-bed" Our hero with a smile on his face said, "In our country we all eat with our nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ROFL!!! Sardar!!!!
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Sept 19, 2009 23:59:37 GMT -8
That is some nice material, Hook. Are you doing this standup thing for reals?
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Post by General Silliness on Sept 21, 2009 5:19:31 GMT -8
New Objective added: Protect your catarpillar from Kimbo Slice.
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