Tex
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"Why so serious?"
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Post by Tex on Feb 18, 2005 0:00:11 GMT -8
Oh my GOD, you read that thing? You're braver than I thought. Hell, I'VE never read the whole thing . . . and I'M the one who wrote it! My condolences. And having met Jens twice (once in Akron, once in Seattle), and having heard that you want to do the same, all I have to say is . . . my condolences. ;D Just kidding -- -- you know we love ya, Jens (in small, rationed doses, carefully sealed behind a wall of lead for our protection). PLJ[/i]
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Post by Hook on Feb 18, 2005 0:50:25 GMT -8
[/i][/quote] Could it be? Could it really be happening? Is it... real? It's here. It's really happening! Ad-Free is back! I can click here to make this board Ad-Free! Not only that, but I just saved tons on car insurance! ;D Seriously, why does everyone make these types of jokes about Jens? I don't see anything to be worried about other than the fact that he is a huge and scary-looking German guy. In my world, however, at 5' 7", everybody is a huge and scary-looking German guy.
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Tex
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"Why so serious?"
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Post by Tex on Feb 18, 2005 1:10:39 GMT -8
Re: Car Insurance
My God, you've got those stupid commercials too?
***takes knife and lets it hover over heart, the thought of Geiko commericals inheriting the earth being too much to bear***
Re: Jens
Why climb Mount Everest, Hook? Because he's there. In all fairness, I tend to pretty much make fun of everybody, irregardless of race, creed, or color (which I'm also happy to make of fun of, so long as I don't leave anyone out). If you want, I can make fun of you right now. Just remember, the first one's free. The second one you have to pay. ;D
PLJ[/i]
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Feb 18, 2005 10:28:54 GMT -8
At least you're not equating me with Arnold Rimmer this time.
No, wait. I enjoyed that. Keep up the ribbing!
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Mac Styran
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Post by Mac Styran on Feb 18, 2005 11:29:04 GMT -8
Where's the connection, anyhow?
Jens Judas Dietrich?
Go slap an "H" onto your forehead and make THAT your avatar. ;D
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Feb 18, 2005 12:19:41 GMT -8
Where's the connection, anyhow? Tex: "The only thing Jens Dietrich is guilty of is being Jens Dietrich. That is his crime... it is also his punishment." Go slap an "H" onto your forehead and make THAT your avatar. Actually, that's a brilliant idea!
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Tex
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"Why so serious?"
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Post by Tex on Feb 18, 2005 23:39:17 GMT -8
Re: RimmerWoof! I forgot about that one. Ouch. I must've been drunk when I let THAT one slip. That sounds like it has the bitterness of a few Black and Tans attatched to it . . . or was it Rumple Minze? ;D Here's the thing, though: I think you secretly LIKE the evil altered-ego we've created for you (faithfully or not). I mean, it keeps the kiddies at a fair distance, keeps the census takers at bay, and always leaves the public wondering . . . what evil lurks in the hearts of Jens? I know I'D rather be feared than adored. But maybe that's just the Old Testament side of me rearing its ugly head... Bart: "Ugh, listen -- do you want a happy God or an ANGRY God!?" Rod and Todd: "Happy God!" Bart: "Good, then make with the cookies!" Rodd and Todd: "Yes, Lord!" Re: The "H""So what's that stand for, man? Heavy Metal?"
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Feb 18, 2005 23:47:11 GMT -8
That sounds like it has the bitterness of a few Black and Tans attatched to it . . . or was it Rumple Minze? This reminds me to again thank you for that bottle of Rumple Minze. It went a long way, got me through a hard time, and made absolutely sure I didn't remember it. Again, as with Boingo, you've turned me on to something wonderful. Here's the thing, though: I think you secretly LIKE the evil altered-ego we've created for you (faithfully or not). Like? It makes me positively giddy.
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Emily
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Post by Emily on Feb 19, 2005 16:18:36 GMT -8
Oh my GOD, you read that thing? You're braver than I thought. Hell, I'VE never read the whole thing . . . and I'M the one who wrote it! Yes, it is a tad on the long side. And having met Jens twice (once in Akron, once in Seattle), and having heard that you want to do the same, all I have to say is . . . my condolences. ;D Honestly, all of these warnings and condolences are unnecessary. I think you guys underestimate me, and exaggerate when it comes to Jens. I just got home from work at the local small town grocery store, and I tell ya what, I meet and have to deal with all kinds of people. Pedophiles, alcoholics/drug addicts, ornery old farts who grunt and mutter rather than speak to me, Mexican migrant workers, grizzly, badass biker dudes, hippies and "free spirits" (I seriously waited on a woman with a live chicken in her BRA and another who was topless and wore only body paint), hillbilly mountain folk, Amish and Mennonights, flirty elderly men who constantly wink at me, NYCer's visiting their husbands/boyfriends/drug dealers in the local prison......I could go on and on. Needless to say, I've met a lot of weird people who have said a lot of weird things to me. I think I'll handle meeting Jens just fine, thanks. Oh, and nice to meet you, Tex. Em
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Post by Armin on Feb 19, 2005 21:10:03 GMT -8
You seem to have a jolly fun life! Here all people are somehow... how can I say it... Chinese... ;D ;D Not that that 's a bad thing though...
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Tex
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"Why so serious?"
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Post by Tex on Feb 21, 2005 22:34:00 GMT -8
She said with that all knowing quiver in her voice. Jesus, Em . . . where do you work? West Virginia? Domo. Dozo Yoroshiku.
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