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Post by Jens Dietrich on Mar 2, 2005 15:49:25 GMT -8
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Mac Styran
Ghostwriter
Darth Benedict's Holy Handgranade
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Post by Mac Styran on Mar 2, 2005 16:13:53 GMT -8
So ... you'd like to be Christian ... and a woman ... in order to get it up the ass? j/k Thank (imaginary) God, I never really met a deeply religious woman. But then again, I live in the real world, not in the USA. Oh, and being an ass-fetishist: thumbs up for that article.
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Mar 2, 2005 16:21:04 GMT -8
So ... you'd like to be Christian ... and a woman ... in order to get it up the ass? Hehe, good one! Still, religious conversion and a sex change seem like overly elaborate measures to achive such a simple goal. But then again, I live in the real world, not in the USA. Exactly. My High School sweetheart turned out to be one of these Christian fundamentalist "no sex before marriage" loons. If only I'd read that article then...
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Post by Carlton the Barbarian on Mar 2, 2005 17:32:08 GMT -8
Because if you are wrong, you can really get screwed in the ass. It's a good article, but it's almost too good to be true. Well part of it anyway, because thier religon forbids the male to waste his seed. That's why those who have no control when it comes to dreaming, twirling the rosary, milking the cow, or whatever you want to call it, were told that they were commiting a sin, whenever they saw thier seed.
Just tell them to e-mail it to the pope (or their priest if they're non-catholic)... There has to be some reason why he's so adamant about not wanting to meet his Father. Anyway I love the pope. If I were a camera, he'd be my favorite subject...
-Carlton
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Post by Hook on Mar 2, 2005 19:44:46 GMT -8
Lubricate thouroughly with holy water.
It's not what goes into man's mouth that defileth him, but what comes out of man's mouth that defileth him. Remember that when dressing salad --- before tossing.
Anal sex: Australian for beer.
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Post by Demetris Christodoulides on Mar 3, 2005 10:46:46 GMT -8
But then again, I live in the real world, not in the USA. Good one! hehe ;D
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Mac Styran
Ghostwriter
Darth Benedict's Holy Handgranade
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Post by Mac Styran on Mar 3, 2005 11:25:04 GMT -8
Anal sex: Australian for beer. Damn, I love Australian beer. Actively.
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