Ami
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Post by Ami on Jan 6, 2005 10:13:09 GMT -8
It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is one with none:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says she cannot tell. They argue all afternoon whether it is a son of a birch or a son of a beach.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you end this argument and tell us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." ;D
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Post by pmrsim on Jan 6, 2005 10:15:58 GMT -8
LOL ;D
Humour...you gotta love it.
pete.
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Post by Demetris Christodoulides on Jan 6, 2005 17:04:00 GMT -8
haha lol really good ;D
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