Post by bitchface on Jun 25, 2009 12:52:30 GMT -8
Context
mcg was one of my BFF's at one time. he is generally a really nice guy and really funny BUT recently he hurt my feelings really bad. to avoid sounding as crazy at MG let me begin as only i know how to begin like butch dike by true inner voice. NOW i a berzerkelian so pls don't take any of the hatred that i'm spreading seriously. i lived in england for many years and i have a british sense of humor coupled with a harsh french cynic attitude. i'm a wharton grad, went to LSE, my dad was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford. enough about me onward on why i hate mcg right now
Situation
- my dad died. MCFleas brother died. when his MCFleas bro died i took time out to make him a cd
- we used to be bff's. grew up playing tennis together. broke dance together in my parent's house. he wrote my senior class speach for president. i lost to my bff chabers.
- i have many fond memories for him though
- friends on facebook and twitter around the world tell me i was his muse.
- recently i was breastfeeding my baby after # rounds of IVF and he disturbed my solitude
- i was working a high power job and kicking ass took the company 1-127 M in 3 years as a GM in training
- he offered me a job. we began negotiating. the negotiations fell apart b/c i love france. i know this is a brit site but my bff from lse also hated the frogs. he's a roastbeef himself lives in lyon and it is my dreamjob to start a biz with him in antique furnishings
- mcg told me he would double my salary, b/c he's from hollyweird. there are so many creative folks there. peterpan types that never want to grow up. so i wrote a deal that i thought he could honor and frankly he couldn't. he wasn't honest with me and i've always been an honest person.
bottom line
the continuing sob story. i'm going to write a book on all of it or alternatively a movie with some gals from yale. funnier than my old friend mcg just to kick his ass b/c i love him.
this may sound like j nash's a beautiful mind but i fell blessed that i have made so many good friends. my pal JR was secretary of entertainment at LSE during stone roses and inspiral carpets so i'm looking forward to kicking my friends ass, mcg, and making lots of money
random i realize but hey that's why life is so bootiful and euro's rule over stupid americans.
american's live to work and eurotrash work to live. as a formers cynic i had difficulties understanding this but as a reformed buddhist i realize this is a fundament truth and i can only be successful by being myself and leaving corp america...it's toxic emotionally for me and has ruined my health. that's all. if you're thinking u'll steall this id from me with a story. bringit. i'm a former mensa and NRA member. ciao mein, toodles and peaceout. CVC
if any one know roughjason please have him call me b/c in the absolute clairvoyance of my baba's death i know what i need to do to make money. JR has a masters in logistics and i MB A from wharthob, almost did a masters at LSE / SOAS and am v well connected so bring MCG. Riddle: move over sizzalean know there is something meatier. it's me. and i'm a phat stinky chinky
recap on logic / perspective
he dicked me in several ways
- he steals my ideas
- he uses me as a muse
- he's marginally talented
- he rip'pred be off
the truth
- he's prolly busiy making money and doesn't have time for me b/c he doesn't find me attractive. afterall my highschool BFF grew up in shallow, OC a place a kooko as MCG flea himself but like the button industry in the east end...LA is an agglomerative economy. talent unfolds manly b/c of critical mass. i on the other hand and m ready to kick but on the indie scene as i'm the funniest person i know. funnier than tina fey, funnier than margaret cho and my friends keep telling me i need to do stand up. so onward happines. i'm done with mcFleas. dick licker that he is and yet my muse