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Post by Mr. E on Jan 12, 2005 12:09:42 GMT -8
A woman steps out of the shower & enters her bedroom to find her husband on the phone. The doorbell rings.
"Can you get that?" her husband asks.
She wraps a towel around herself, goes downstairs, and opens the door to find Jim, their next-door neighbor standing there. He pauses a moment, then says: "I'll give you one thousand dollars right now if you drop that towel." The woman considers, then nods and lets the towel drop.
Jim ogles her naked body for several seconds, pulls a lump of cash out of his pocket, and leaves.
Replacing the towel, the woman heads back upstairs, happily counting her money as she goes.
"Who was it?" calls down the husband.
"Jim."
"Ah! Did he pay back the thousand I lent him?"
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Post by Ami on Jan 12, 2005 13:03:01 GMT -8
have to love them oldies but goodies
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