MikeP
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Post by MikeP on Feb 16, 2005 15:20:54 GMT -8
Dammit, you're right! Do you think just puting it back in the box it would get me any closer to eating the cake? On one hand, yes. But on the other hand, no. Such is the dual nature of the ether. Is that the one that goes "CUT THE CAKE- give me a little piece Whoa, the big guns! Nice. Even though the cake is left uneaten, that had to be a leap in the right direction. For research I figured I would watch some Food channel. This is what I learned: - Thanks to Good Eats, I can now make my own icing and evenly spread it onto a cake using only a toothpick, sawhorse, and that weird Cow Tool that kinda looked like a hammer. You know the one. Other than that, several shows teach you how to make a cake, but none of them actually showed anyone eating it. I'm forced to make one of two conclusions: 1. They don't know themselves. 2. There is some sort of secret society, like the Knights Templar, that has threatened to kill the chef's families if they reveal the centuries old secret of eating cake. You know which one I believe.
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Feb 17, 2005 0:05:44 GMT -8
There is some sort of secret society, like the Knights Templar, that has threatened to kill the chef's families if they reveal the centuries old secret of eating cake. Ah, now we're getting somewhere! So there is a secret society of the initiated, a cake illuminati if you will? Interesting. Now all I need to do is find this group of like-minded cake enthusiasts, a brotherhood united only by cake that transcends religion, ethnic, social cultural and educational differences, and join them! Yes, that will do! Thank you Mike! Edit made Friday, February 18th, 2005, at 13:51:36: Thanks to my newfound brethren at the Provincial Grande Cake Lodge of Atlanta, my cake-troubles are now over.
Regrettably I'm not allowed to divulge the specifics of my cake consumption. Suffice to say, it was delicious.
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