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Post by Demetris Christodoulides on Jan 31, 2005 18:03:05 GMT -8
ok ok o k Guin Turner : I AM IN LOVE and it's your fault!!!! Kristanna Loken : I AM MORE IN LOVE!!!
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Mac Styran
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Post by Mac Styran on Feb 1, 2005 9:08:02 GMT -8
Demetris ... sorry.
But hey ... those women are made for ... loving ... I mean being looked at.
All the more shameful for them to work with Uwe Bull.
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Feb 1, 2005 9:39:16 GMT -8
Jens, nice to see that you like my "Bollsh*t" idea. Oh, I adore it. Hope you don't mind me using it for a while. Bloodrayne looks worse than your average Xena episode. At least it will be more gory than the average Xena episode. Can you imagine who Boll is collaborating with on this movie? Go on, guess. Well, alright, it's Olaf Ittenbach. OLAF ITTENBACH! Director of Premutos: Der Gefallene Engel. His complete masterworks can be found here, in the THE OLAF ITTENBACH COLLECTION!Let's just say this guy makes Uwe Boll look like a competent director by comparison.
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Post by Mac Styran on Feb 1, 2005 11:11:50 GMT -8
Take the Bollsh*t, I don't mind. And don't put Boll above Ittenbach. I know quite a few Ittenbach films and they're not good, but definitely better than Boll's crap. Olaf has fun within his boundaries ... at least he knows his limits ... Uwe doesn't. And the main aspect that annoys me is that Boll gets MONEY ... LOADS of MONEY, real ACTORS and proper releases for his turds. W H Y ??
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Feb 1, 2005 20:50:37 GMT -8
Olaf has fun within his boundaries ... at least he knows his limits ... Uwe doesn't. True, but then again, Olaf Ittenback also is one of the driving forces (along with Timo Rose and Kurt Pertzl) behind the inconceivably horrible, unwatchable South Park-wannabe Rout City, for which I can never forgive him. Boll's little messterpieces got nothing on that abomination. Popular, marketable properties. It's quite a brilliant business scheme, really.
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Post by Mac Styran on Feb 3, 2005 5:59:07 GMT -8
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Post by Mac Styran on Feb 18, 2005 11:26:00 GMT -8
Jens, I saw that you signed the "Stop Uwe Boll" Petition with the words "Please, please, please ... stop!". DAMN YOU ... *I* wanted to say THAT! Long live BlackAdder, dude!
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Feb 18, 2005 12:28:23 GMT -8
Long live BlackAdder, dude! Indeed. I wanted to use the full quote, but was unable to locate anyone less talented than Boll. I dare say even Baldrick could have made a better Alone in the Dark movie, using only his dirty underwear and a dead slug.
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Post by Mac Styran on Feb 18, 2005 13:16:21 GMT -8
I would actually PAY to see Baldrick's "Pomp, Slug and Circumstance" ... or whatever he might call it.
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Feb 22, 2005 3:43:39 GMT -8
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Post by Carlton the Barbarian on Feb 22, 2005 4:00:22 GMT -8
In that Jean-Claude Van Damme Movie, the space zombie is going to win, right? Because if the zombie losses the movie will lack credibility ;D
-CG
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Feb 22, 2005 4:16:32 GMT -8
Damn you, Carlton! I guess I didn't delete that Frogger movie idea fast enough!
It took me a moment to realize it was unfunny crap. Sorry.
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