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Post by Mr. E on Jan 7, 2005 13:50:48 GMT -8
My vote goes to: "Ahcoo!!" [Pause] "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bull***t." From the Will Smith "gem" I, Robot.
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Post by pmrsim on Jan 7, 2005 14:01:44 GMT -8
My vote goes to...
"Do you know what's beyond those shores?" "Immortality. Take it. It's yours."
...and then especially the way he says it.
pete.
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Jan 7, 2005 15:42:37 GMT -8
The 2004 Nominations. Winner marked in yellow.
1. Alien vs. Predator -- "This is like finding Moses' DVD collection." 2. Anacondas -- "You mention 'eating' once more and I'm voting you off this island." 3. I, Robot -- "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." 4. National Treasure -- "We have to steal The Declaration of Independence!" 5. Alexander -- "It was said later that Alexander was never defeated in his lifetime, except by Hephaistion's thighs."
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Post by Mac Styran on Jan 7, 2005 15:56:05 GMT -8
The 2004 Nominations. Winner marked in yellow.1. Alien vs. Predator -- "This is like finding Moses' DVD collection."2. Anacondas -- "You mention 'eating' once more and I'm voting you off this island." 3. I, Robot -- "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." 4. National Treasure -- "We have to steal The Declaration of Independence!" 5. Alexander -- "It was said later that Alexander was never defeated in his lifetime, except by Hephaistion's thighs." You really went to see all these films, Jens? I only saw "I, Robot" for free when I was at a friend. It didn't suck as bad as I thought, but ... the bullshit line was ... yeah ... bullshit.
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Jan 7, 2005 16:03:59 GMT -8
You really went to see all these films, Jens? Of course, and there's so much more! There's Riddick, The Alamo, Garfield, Catwoman, Van Helsing, The Day After Tomorrow, The Punisher, Envy, Godsend, Around the World in 80 Days, Exorcist: The Beginning, The Forgotten, Thunderbirds, Seed of Chucky, Without A Paddle, Broken Lizard's Club Dread, A Cinderella Story, The Village, Welcome to Mooseport, The Butterfly Effect, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, King Arthur, Troy... you bloody name it!
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Post by JohnHJohnson on Jan 25, 2005 11:39:20 GMT -8
Anything that comes out of Michael Moore's liberal pinko mouth.
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Post by Carlton the Barbarian on Jan 25, 2005 13:02:36 GMT -8
You might want to make that Ann Coulter's conservative bullito mouth. At least Moore actually earns some of his money and the right to speak... ;D
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Post by JohnHJohnson on Jan 26, 2005 14:50:29 GMT -8
You might want to make that Ann Coulter's conservative bullito mouth. At least Moore actually earns some of his money and the right to speak... ;D At least she has nice pins. Glad he didn't get nominated. Looks like his plan backfired on him.
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Post by BigMacGyver on Jan 26, 2005 16:51:47 GMT -8
Don't get me started on Michael Moore or George Bush...
I just thought you could vote any line from Bush as dumbest line of the year, but luckily there was bruckheimer's "masterpiece" National Treasure.
This entire piece was one big dumb line from start to finish, while the lines became more and more ridiculous near the end.
It is some time ago that i have seen it (and i regret seeing it) and luckily i can hardly remember any lines.
There was this moment at the end when the girl saved nicolas cage:
"You saved my life?" "You would have done the same for me!"
That line was the biggest laugh for everybody in the cinema.
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Post by Christian K on Jan 28, 2005 9:07:48 GMT -8
"There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: "Fool me once..." [pause] "... shame on..." [pause] "Shame on you..." [pause] "If fooled, you can't get fooled again." How articulate, Dubya!
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Jan 28, 2005 12:42:30 GMT -8
Yeah, yeah, yeah. *Groan*
Come on, we all know Dubya is a moron. Now how about some real, bad movie lines! Scripted ones!
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Post by Christian K on Jan 28, 2005 13:03:28 GMT -8
Yeah, yeah, yeah. *Groan* Come on, we all know Dubya is a moron. Now how about some real, bad movie lines! Scripted ones!"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM. " Better? ;D N^
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Jan 28, 2005 13:07:21 GMT -8
Much better, but not really recent. How about something along the lines of [glow=red,2,300]"Hudgens, don’t be insane!" -- Alone in the Dark[/glow] or [glow=red,2,300]"Just because you can't see something, it doesn't mean it can't kill you." -- Alone in the Dark[/glow] or [glow=red,2,300]"Some doors are meant to stay closed." -- Alone in the Dark[/glow] Yeah, that's the ticket!
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Post by Jon Lord on Jan 28, 2005 19:28:59 GMT -8
From Chronicles of Riddick:
"Its been a long time since I smelled beautiful."
From The Punisher:
"Good business, murder? Does Saint pay you for each one, or does he get a group rate discount?"
"I have work to do. Read your newspaper everyday and you'll understand." "Which section?" "The obituaries."
"Upset? Is that the word? I used to get upset. When I got a flat tire, when a plane was delayed. I used to get upset when the Yankees won the series. So if that's what upset means, what am I feeling now? If you know the word, tell me because I don't."
From Blade: Trinity:
"Dracula probably has thousands of tiny bones in his body, sort of like a snake"
"They found Dracula in Iraq"
"Dracula was born perfect"
etc., and so on. Basically, any time Dracula is discussed.
Also, most of Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
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