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Post by Chris Tilton on Aug 5, 2009 7:53:21 GMT -8
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Post by Hook on Aug 6, 2009 11:44:37 GMT -8
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Post by Brendan Anderson on Aug 11, 2009 6:49:47 GMT -8
Ice-T doesn't love his Mac anymore (language NSFW because, you know, Ice-T is baaaaaaad):
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Post by General Silliness on Aug 11, 2009 7:13:19 GMT -8
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Post by Chris Tilton on Aug 12, 2009 13:59:35 GMT -8
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Aug 13, 2009 6:51:46 GMT -8
That music video has an INFINITELY better cast than the G.I. Joe movie. Julianne Moore as Scarlett? Olivia Wilde as The Baroness? Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck? Vinnie Jones as Destro? Billy Crudup as Zartan? Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye? Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender? Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job? I think I just came a little in my pants.
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Post by Brendan Anderson on Aug 16, 2009 22:41:13 GMT -8
This is a public service video - kind of like that German forklift safety video, but with depressingly better effects, a horribly depressing story and a score that is somewhere between light James Newton Howard and Hans Zimmer.
It will take awhile for those big, blue, vacant baby eyes to leave my memory...if only that baby could have grown up to send a text message of its own...
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Post by Chris Tilton on Aug 16, 2009 22:54:50 GMT -8
WTF thanks Brendan for that depressing video. However, let's get down to the terrible filmmaking at play here. First the obvious fact: they are in the UK, so everyone drives on the left side. Then, the car the teenagers hit (which is completely stationary in the impact shot) happens on the complete opposite side of the road, meaning the girls completely crossed the entire trajectory of the opposing car, in which the moron driving it made no attempt to swerve to avoid the very conspicuous incoming car. Then, the 3rd car that plows into them is driving on the RIGHT HAND side of the road, meaning he crossed into oncoming traffic JUST TO RAM INTO THESE PEOPLE.
If you have a budget to ram cars into each other, and show glorious slow-motion shots of girls getting banged around and bloodied up, you'd think the filmmakers could sit down for two seconds and actually plan out a scenario that isn't completely ridiculous.
Also, given the title, I thought this video was going to feature cows getting mauled into smithereens. I was disappointed.
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Aug 17, 2009 5:40:54 GMT -8
Autotune the News is one of the best things ever.
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Post by Jockolantern on Aug 17, 2009 8:19:16 GMT -8
Autotune the News is one of the best things ever. That is one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Auto Tune truly does make everything better.
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Post by General Silliness on Aug 17, 2009 10:27:39 GMT -8
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Post by Chris Tilton on Aug 20, 2009 11:01:47 GMT -8
NOM NOM Kitty!
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Post by christopher on Aug 21, 2009 14:09:12 GMT -8
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Post by Brendan Anderson on Aug 25, 2009 16:21:56 GMT -8
In 1987, Apple decided to take a video look into the future with their project called "Futureshock". The iPhone has taken care of much of this, but it's not quite to the level of semi-sarcastic video-butler:
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Post by Chris Tilton on Aug 25, 2009 16:32:47 GMT -8
In 1987, Apple decided to take a video look into the future with their project called "Futureshock". The iPhone has taken care of much of this, but it's not quite to the level of semi-sarcastic video-butler: LOL this is my favorite quote from the comments on Youtube. "we dont need the software for this... we can imprison a human being in front of a video camera who can remotely access data on our computer for us. The bow-tied assistant is not a computer program, but a real person being trapped and forced to manage the professor's computer."
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