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Post by muckle dabuckle on Dec 15, 2007 19:58:42 GMT -8
I think I hold the #1 and #2 spots for the amount of times a person can puke in one single 24-hour period. When I was in 7th grade I was up watching Kung Fu: The Legend Continues and I all of a sudden puked. It happend 24 more times that night, four times the next day, and twice the day after that. I probably should've gone to the hospital, but I didn't. I remember watching Iron Will during this time and liking the music though, so that's a plus. Three years ago I got a migraine without the headache and the world starting spinning uncontrollably and I puked over 20 times and then lost count so I may have beat my 24 in one day record. This lasted for three days where the whole world was spinning, every sound and movement was amplified 100 times, and if I even moved a fraction of an inch I barfed. I lost five pounds. I actually went to the emergency room this time and the doctor only had me tested for acid reflux the next day. What a quack. I was dizzy as hell he should've been checking my head out not my stomach. Also, Chris read my mind I've been wanting to start a thread for years now with just random words seeing what the ad banners came up with. Lederhosen, goats, swedish penis enlarger. The ad banner now says something about "anal mucus." What did I do? -Nate
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Emily
Ghostwriter
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Post by Emily on Dec 19, 2007 5:55:41 GMT -8
I choose the dog.
And I love coffee. Black coffee.
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Post by indy2003 on Dec 19, 2007 6:05:35 GMT -8
Perfect for this thread... the ad banner is inviting me to check out a website full of "random humor".
Back at ya later
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Post by Southall on Dec 19, 2007 13:39:27 GMT -8
I like my coffee how I like my women: in a plastic cup.
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Joe Irvin
Conductor
(I'm the one in the middle)
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Post by Joe Irvin on Dec 19, 2007 13:50:54 GMT -8
Me too...
warm, sweet, and with an ample ammount of milk
BTW
My mom's a realtor, and used to work with Linda Swearingen, the wife of James Swearingen, who's a pretty famous arranger of band music.
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Post by Southall on Dec 19, 2007 16:46:48 GMT -8
I am 1/4 French! Sacre bleu!
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Joe Irvin
Conductor
(I'm the one in the middle)
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Post by Joe Irvin on Dec 19, 2007 17:16:20 GMT -8
I figured this forum needed one of these. Anyways, I'll start it off... Would you rather have limitless power, like a god, to make whatever your mind desires become a reality, but have the brain of a dog; or would you rather have the mind of a human and be a gazelle, with a laser gun on its head, which can also drive with the assistance of a monkey who can shift gears on command? According to Ripley's Believe It or Not, there was a truck that was converted to be driven by a horse, and it worked pretty well.
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MikeP
Orchestrator
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Post by MikeP on Dec 20, 2007 4:02:58 GMT -8
According to Ripley's Believe It or Not, there was a truck that was converted to be driven by a horse, and it worked pretty well. Yeah, but it only had a 75hp (humanpower) engine, so the horse couldn't really do anything fun in it.
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Post by Chris Tilton on Dec 21, 2007 23:52:05 GMT -8
I'm getting on a plane tomorrow. Let's hope I sit next to a hot girl. And that the plane doesn't crash... that would suck.
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Post by indy2003 on Dec 22, 2007 6:02:48 GMT -8
I'm getting on a plane tomorrow. Let's hope I sit next to a hot girl. And that the plane doesn't crash... that would suck. That inspires another question... Would you rather sit next to a really hot girl on a plane that had a 90% chance of crashing, or sit next to an extremely smelly, disease-ridden psychopathic killer on a plane that had a 1% chance of crashing? Back at ya later
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Post by Chris Tilton on Dec 22, 2007 8:02:33 GMT -8
Will the hot chick put out if the plane starts going down?
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Post by indy2003 on Dec 22, 2007 18:35:09 GMT -8
Will the hot chick put out if the plane starts going down? Yes, but you'll only have two minutes before crashing. Back at ya later
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Post by Jon Broxton on Dec 22, 2007 19:35:15 GMT -8
More than enough!
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Post by Southall on Dec 23, 2007 1:14:24 GMT -8
Enough to do it twice, I'd have thought.
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Post by Chris Tilton on Dec 24, 2007 12:03:41 GMT -8
My plane didn't go down, and I didn't sit next to a psychopath or a hot chick. Oh well.
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