Post by Joe Irvin on Apr 29, 2005 4:58:47 GMT -8
Mark said:
...and the "Poopypants" Topic was just starting to get good!We haven't even begun (began?) to exploit the marvelous original Topic, so stoppit with the exotic "Porn Star" names/locations, OK?
I say! This board changes thread continuity more than a New Orleans Beale Street two-a-penny tart changes her drawers during Mardi Gras.
And then gets encouragement from its (gasp!) Owner/Administrator/Moderator, Mr. "And-Because-I-Can" Jon Broxton. Abhorrent! You should know better, Mr. Broxton.
Let us bring this thread back to its senses.
So, desperately attempting to bring this thread back to its original subject matter, I beseech of you, dear MMUK'ers, please list in order the:
[shadow=brown,right,300][glow=green,2,300]Top Three Best Poopypants Re-names![/glow][/shadow]
My favorites so far (and please notice the correct uppercase usage for division of the triptychical names):
1. "Zippy CootieSniffer" - Herr Jens Dietrich (Unsurpassed thus far)
2. "Tootie CootieHiney" - Master Peter Simons (and punk bait..., I mean, Pete - I would attempt to do something about that hiney of yours. Otherwise, Jens (or another one of the "Zippies") may be tempted to come around sniffin', and get cooties from your hiney - especially if you're in a tootin' mood. You wouldn't want Jens to suffer any more maladies, now would you?)
3. "Pinky GirdleJuice" - Our Most Honorable Ambassador to China- Armin (although if this was a fair and equitable world, Armin, you should have been a "Tootie". Nevertheless, you are stuck with what you got, but I imagine there are some French horn parts you've had to play where you turn a little pink from tootin'.
As for GirdleJuice, well, one can only imagine. Or watch Gone With the Wind or any other ('20's? '30's?) film wherein women (or men) have suffered trying to get the "wasp waist" look through bound-in bondage around the midriff. This act of vain depravity must cause some sort of juice to flow...)
So, enough of the lurid locales and merely start another Topic - it deserves a separate entry (and I would never be so rude as to mention any names of thread-killers, but his initials are JOE IRWIN) - and please, let's go back to back to the original fun of infantilism!
We need more entries, though. So, those of you whom have simply lurked (and you know what...uh, who you are) kindly add your "Poopypants" names, too.
My second childhood thanks you.
Signed,
Loopy AppleBuns
Interestingly enough, if you put Ron Mexico into the name generator, it comes out "Michael Vick."
When I put in my alias, Chad Malta, it came back "Buster Fiji." So, my alias has an alias.........
-Joe
PS: Which is better for Hugo Friedhofer, Tommie Palau or Cheeseball Gizzardtush?