Post by Hook on Mar 22, 2009 0:54:10 GMT -8
Saw C-Span. A Media Research-something convention. Get this, it was an awards show that dishonors the media. They had a category, "Lowest moose-hunting jab at Governor Palin by a media outlet". I can hear Brendan and Jocko saying "Yup, that durn liberal media", which, again, is the same one that labeled Barack Obama a secret, muslim terrorist who fights and hates America by not being black enough, fist-bumping his wife, and not wearing American flag lapel pins. God knows what he'll do next. But which God? You never can tell with these crazy pastor followers.
But enough talk of President Obama (again, in my opinion, either the luckiest person in the world or the anti-Christ who will bring the apocalypse upon us in either his first or second term as president; dunno how that's specified in the Bible, really). One of the invited guests to speak at this anti-media event which is paradoxically being broadcast by the media itself (do they think "infiltrating their world" does any good? or damage? that they're building a Trojan horse that will bring the media down from the inside? Well, sadly, if I read my Homer right --I didn't, actually, and I was watching the extended cut of Troy on my computer widescreen while I torrented some files and my antivirus pops-up, signaling "Threat Detected. Trojan horse. Location, etc." And I thought to myself; "That's... hilariously creepy"-- well, it's gonna take them at least 10 years before they realize their horse is ballooning up in the sky because it's full of hot air.
Oh, yeah, the point. One of the attendees/presenters? Joe Wurtzelhamburger-whatever. "Joe the Plumber". Won't this guy just go away, for heaven's sake? I know, make a movie out of him. Hollywood loves remakes, right. Liberal, elitist, but likes money, and remakes-sequels make money, right? "Republicans" are most often associated with greed and money, right? Ok, here's the pitch: Joe the Plumber vs. the Volcano, written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, produced by the guy who brought "Survivor" to America. The twist: it was an actual, active volcano all along. Will he jump? Will he wuss out and lose on the 1,000,000 worthless American dollars (let's get real here, by the time it's produced, that amount will be, what, muckle's monthly food expenses?) Or will he settle down for GET THE FUCK OFF MY VIEW AND SHUT THE FUCK UP(?)
Unfortunately, I'm somewhat pessimistic. My guess follows him on The Bachelor. What does he have of interest for the attractive, young ladies contesting for his heart's true love other thannot piping (curiously, not piping down his pie hole). Whatever got him on TV (*cough* the liberal media *cough*), joining a presidential campaign, sent him to the Middle-East, make several celebrity appearances, got him a record deal, and now represents whatever-the-hell of America... I have no clue.
Wait a minute, if this individual got here against all odds, it must mean he got there pretty much the same way as Obama, serendipitiously. So, by faulty logic and dumb correlations made by yours truly, they both must be the anti-Christ. Oh, God, this means they're multiplying.
We're screwed.
But enough talk of President Obama (again, in my opinion, either the luckiest person in the world or the anti-Christ who will bring the apocalypse upon us in either his first or second term as president; dunno how that's specified in the Bible, really). One of the invited guests to speak at this anti-media event which is paradoxically being broadcast by the media itself (do they think "infiltrating their world" does any good? or damage? that they're building a Trojan horse that will bring the media down from the inside? Well, sadly, if I read my Homer right --I didn't, actually, and I was watching the extended cut of Troy on my computer widescreen while I torrented some files and my antivirus pops-up, signaling "Threat Detected. Trojan horse. Location, etc." And I thought to myself; "That's... hilariously creepy"-- well, it's gonna take them at least 10 years before they realize their horse is ballooning up in the sky because it's full of hot air.
Oh, yeah, the point. One of the attendees/presenters? Joe Wurtzelhamburger-whatever. "Joe the Plumber". Won't this guy just go away, for heaven's sake? I know, make a movie out of him. Hollywood loves remakes, right. Liberal, elitist, but likes money, and remakes-sequels make money, right? "Republicans" are most often associated with greed and money, right? Ok, here's the pitch: Joe the Plumber vs. the Volcano, written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, produced by the guy who brought "Survivor" to America. The twist: it was an actual, active volcano all along. Will he jump? Will he wuss out and lose on the 1,000,000 worthless American dollars (let's get real here, by the time it's produced, that amount will be, what, muckle's monthly food expenses?) Or will he settle down for GET THE FUCK OFF MY VIEW AND SHUT THE FUCK UP(?)
Unfortunately, I'm somewhat pessimistic. My guess follows him on The Bachelor. What does he have of interest for the attractive, young ladies contesting for his heart's true love other than
Wait a minute, if this individual got here against all odds, it must mean he got there pretty much the same way as Obama, serendipitiously. So, by faulty logic and dumb correlations made by yours truly, they both must be the anti-Christ. Oh, God, this means they're multiplying.
We're screwed.