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Post by Brendan Anderson on Jan 13, 2008 15:44:04 GMT -8
I could do with another Ohio gathering... It will be a cold day in **** before I venture anywhere near Ohio again. I'm still surprised we got out of there alive! ;D -Brendan
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Post by Joe Irvin on Jan 13, 2008 19:45:47 GMT -8
I still can't get over the fact that you guys were all of half an hour from my house and this was about two weeks before I started posting...
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Post by Chris Tilton on Jan 14, 2008 23:09:04 GMT -8
I think we should all meet on the Moon. That would be epic.
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Post by Chris Tilton on Jan 14, 2008 23:09:38 GMT -8
I could do with another Ohio gathering... It will be a cold day in **** before I venture anywhere near Ohio again. I'm still surprised we got out of there alive! ;D -Brendan Did you just censor "Hell?"
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Post by Jon Broxton on Jan 15, 2008 0:23:31 GMT -8
Actually, I think it was Reno.
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Jan 16, 2008 7:24:55 GMT -8
I think we should all meet on the Moon. That would be epic. As long as it's the cheesy moon of Wallace and Gromit fame I'm in.
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Post by Brendan Anderson on Jan 18, 2008 22:05:12 GMT -8
It will be a cold day in **** before I venture anywhere near Ohio again. Did you just censor "Hell?" Maybe. You'll never know now, will you? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to the kitchen and eat some ***** . The perhaps I'll go to the store and buy some **** ***** . -Brendan
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Jan 22, 2008 19:05:45 GMT -8
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to the kitchen and eat some ***** . The perhaps I'll go to the store and buy some **** ***** . Holy **** on a ****** sandwich with ***** on top! And a side order of ******!
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Post by Tex on Jul 19, 2008 20:08:46 GMT -8
This is starting to look like a lame game of Madlibs... BRENDAN SAYS: "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to the kitchen and eat some David Arnold . The perhaps I'll go to the store and buy some edible condoms."------------ As for Ohio... just remember, Brendan: we did NOT hold hands the majority of the night in that ghetto. We gotta keep our stories straight. I continue to blame Jens for that travesty to this very day. Strangely enough, I actually drove through Ohio last month on the way to Jersey for one of my brother's projects. I actually SHUDDERED when I read the sign pointing to Cleveland. My brother asked what was wrong and I simply said, "Nothing... nothing. It's just... there is evil there that does not sleep."Btw, Ohio is still the scary, endless, redneck utopia we both remember. It's also broken. My bro and I were stuck in construction nearly the whole way through. At a rest stop, I had a guy in mullet tell me I had a nice hat. For some reason, I thought of poor Zack. Yeah... I ain't doin' Ohio either.
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Jul 20, 2008 7:47:55 GMT -8
Spoilsport.
I for one would love to relive the Ohio experience. Yes, even the train wreck.
I have nothing but fond memories of all the shit we went through. Maybe I'm just a glutton for punishment.
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Post by Kevin Smith on Jul 20, 2008 17:10:02 GMT -8
What Ohio experience?
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Post by Tex on Jul 20, 2008 17:44:48 GMT -8
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of...
And unto this, Brendan, destined to drive the bejeweled minivan of Minnesota with a troubled brow... with his shady companion, Tex (who wisely chose a much sturdier Ford Focus, but abandoned it in a moment of haste to accompany Brendan to the dark recesses of Cleveland)... and a self described huguenot named Jens, who received aid from the weary travelers in the form of a safe journey to the steely, misshapen rails of Amtrack. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
And long story short... Brendan and I got stuck in the Cleveland Ghetto cause we had to drop Jens off at this freaky train station at 2 in the @#$%ing morning and Brendan's minivan decided to conk out.
Not exactly a thrilling ending, I know. But there ya go. I'd rather not remember the rest.
Legolas: "For me the pain is still too near."
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Post by Jens Dietrich on Jul 20, 2008 18:31:13 GMT -8
Not exactly a thrilling ending, I know. But there ya go. I'd rather not remember the rest. Not really an ending at all, Tex. Not really an ending at all. Kevin, when I mentioned a train wreck earlier, I wasn't referring to something figurative...
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Post by cheno on Jul 20, 2008 20:08:35 GMT -8
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Post by Joe Irvin on Jul 20, 2008 20:08:47 GMT -8
Spoilsport. I for one would love to relive the Ohio experience. Yes, even the train wreck. I have nothing but fond memories of all the shit we went through. Maybe I'm just a glutton for punishment. You all should come back to Ohio. I think your biggest problem was that you all believed in the theme song to the Drew Carey Show. Contrary to popular belief, Cleveland does NOT rock. Anybody that's been there knows the truth. Columbus, on the other hand, does. Plus, there is no need to fear, because I'll be there to protect you!
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