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Post by Brendan Anderson on Dec 14, 2007 6:00:34 GMT -8
Okay, how about vomit streaks?
I haven't vomited since May, 1996. Can anyone top that?
-Brendan
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Joe Irvin
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Post by Joe Irvin on Dec 14, 2007 7:19:05 GMT -8
Okay, how about vomit streaks? I haven't vomited since May, 1996. Can anyone top that? -Brendan Crap....last St. Patrick's Day....
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Post by Jon Broxton on Dec 14, 2007 8:57:47 GMT -8
last Thursday night... bleugh (PS... when I read "vomit streaks" I had visions of late night trips to the laundry room...) (PPS... the little ad bar at the top of the page has ads for "Irregular Stool? Use this symptom tracker to help determine what might be wrong. www.constipationanswers.com" and "Nausea & Vomiting Info! Answers to your questions about nausea and vomiting causes & more! yourtotalhealth.ivillage.com" Hilarious )
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Post by indy2003 on Dec 14, 2007 11:18:13 GMT -8
Does throwing up in your mouth and swallowing it count?
Back at ya later
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Post by Jon Broxton on Dec 14, 2007 12:06:22 GMT -8
GAG
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Post by Kevin Smith on Dec 14, 2007 13:03:11 GMT -8
This seems like a perfect topic for FSM.
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MikeP
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Post by MikeP on Dec 14, 2007 13:26:31 GMT -8
Does throwing up in your mouth and swallowing it count? Verps! Do New Years parties count? How about 21st Birthdays? 'Cuz if they don't, I'm right there with Brendan.
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Post by christopher on Dec 14, 2007 13:44:05 GMT -8
Hey Carlton, check your PM box. I don't want to hijack this thread or anything, so I'm just sending it to you, since you asked about that article. To anyone else who like my perspective on that article, I'd be happy to send a copy of the information I sent to Carlton. Just PM me.
Chris
P.S. I can't beat your streak, Brendan. I puked the night after a hernia surgery in June of 2002. It was the middle of the night and my pain killers had worn off. That hurt so bad....
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Jon Lord
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Post by Jon Lord on Dec 14, 2007 20:30:38 GMT -8
(PPS... the little ad bar at the top of the page has ads for "Irregular Stool? Use this symptom tracker to help determine what might be wrong. http://www.constipationanswers.com" and "Nausea & Vomiting Info! Answers to your questions about nausea and vomiting causes & more! yourtotalhealth.ivillage.com" Hilarious ) My ad bar includes this wholely disgusting one: Foamy yellow vomit Relax. Take a deep breath. We have the answers you seek www.righthealth.comYet also includes: Hellgate: London Fight Off a Demon Invasion. Buy it today - Official EA Store www.EAStore.comBack on topic (wtf?) my last puke fest was just a few months ago at work. I actually said to a customer "can you please excuse me one second?" and then sprinted to the bathroom and only just made it. That time it was because I was sick, but there have been other times I felt like spewing meaty chunks because the person's breath was so putridly vile.. Seriously... what is it that some people smoke that makes their breath worse that a rotting squirrel corpse in a third-world outhouse? Also, I hate coffee. -Jon
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Post by Chris Tilton on Dec 14, 2007 23:02:56 GMT -8
Let's try and mess with the banner ad at the top with keywords. Feel free to participate!
MONKEY. BANANA. MONKEY. BANANA. CRABS. CHLAMYDIA. BANANA. MONKEY!!!. CHLAMYDIA. MONKEY. ANAL. BANANA. CLAMYDIA! SHOES.
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Post by Southall on Dec 15, 2007 0:52:03 GMT -8
Let's try and mess with the banner ad at the top with keywords. Feel free to participate! MONKEY. BANANA. MONKEY. BANANA. CRABS. CHLAMYDIA. BANANA. MONKEY!!!. CHLAMYDIA. MONKEY. ANAL. BANANA. CLAMYDIA! SHOES. It worked a treat. I got an ad for Samsung Mobile.
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Post by Southall on Dec 15, 2007 0:53:28 GMT -8
Okay, how about vomit streaks? I first read this as "vomit steaks" which I assumed was some sort of American delicacy I'd never heard of. Sadly I can't beat your record. How do you remember so precisely?
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Post by indy2003 on Dec 15, 2007 7:23:43 GMT -8
Let's try and mess with the banner ad at the top with keywords. Feel free to participate! MONKEY. BANANA. MONKEY. BANANA. CRABS. CHLAMYDIA. BANANA. MONKEY!!!. CHLAMYDIA. MONKEY. ANAL. BANANA. CLAMYDIA! SHOES. DYSFUNCTION. TURTLE. LONG. GROWTH. BOIL. DYSFUNCTION. NECK. DYSFUNCTION. GIRAFFE. ELEPHANT. BOIL. DYSFUNCTION. ABNORMAL GROWTH. SHRINKAGE. PEPPER. DYSFUNCTION. Back at ya later
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Post by Jon Broxton on Dec 15, 2007 13:25:20 GMT -8
I still get irregular stools.
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Post by Martin Paternoster on Dec 15, 2007 15:06:44 GMT -8
You need to find a better furniature store :-P
Sorry, couldn't resist.
This conversation is making me want to hurl.
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